简介:<正>WhoisStupid?Ateacherwastryingtomakeuseofherpsychologycourses.Shestadedherclassbysaying."Everyonewhothinksyou’restupid,standup!"LittleJohnnythenstoodup.Theteachersaid,"Doyouthinkyou’restupid,Johnny?""No,ma’am,butIhatetoseeyoustandingthereallbyyourself!"
简介:<正>SendtheBilltoMyFatherDoctor:Icandonothingforyourcomplaint.Itishereditary.Patient:thensendthebilltomyfather,please.把帐单给我父亲医生:对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。病人:那请你把帐单给我父亲吧。HeNeedsTreatmentAgainAsadoctorisexaminingapatient,hisnurseburstsinandsays,“Excuseme,butthatmanyoujusttreatedwalkedoutthe
简介:<正>1.Wetwowhoandwho?咱俩谁跟谁啊!2.Howareyou?howoldareyou?怎么是你,怎么老是你?3Youdon’tbirdme,Idon‘tbirdyou.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你4.YouhaveseedIwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothers!to-gether.你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!5.Helloeverybody!ifyouhavesomethingtosay,thensay!ifyouhavenothingtosay,gohome!有事启奏,无事退朝.